Soap for Morning People
Smells like a hell no.
Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
About the Company: Hi! We're Whiskey River Soap Co. We make soap and candles that smell great and hopefully make you laugh. We're all about creating our own products locally because we're not just selling you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. We think there's a place for both quality and humor to exist together, and hope you agree.
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