Candle for the Middle Child
Who are you again?
The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are the 1. my older siblings and 2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy.
Glue-huffing Scented (Rubber Cement)
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
Also available in 6 oz. soap
About the Company: Hi! We're Whiskey River Soap Co. We make soap and candles that smell great and hopefully make you laugh. We're all about creating our own products locally because we're not just selling you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. We think there's a place for both quality and humor to exist together, and hope you agree. ©2018 Whiskey River Soap Co.
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